President George Bush was visiting an elementary school. One of the classes he visited was a 4th grade class, which was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the class in the discussion of the word, "tragedy." So our illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a "tragedy."


One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives next door, is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy."


"No," says Bush, "that would be an accident."


A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy."


"I'm afraid not," explains the President. "That's what we would call a GREAT LOSS." The room goes silent. No other children volunteer.


President Bush searches the room. "Isn't there someone

here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"


Finally, way in the back of the room, Lil' Johnny raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says, "If Air Force One, carrying Mr. & Mrs. Bush, was struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, that would be a tragedy.


"Fantastic!" exclaims Bush. "That's right. And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"


"Well," said Lil' Johnny, "because it wouldn't be an accident and it certainly would be no great loss."